On the Road with ‘Oumuamua.

Caravan in the Sky with Migrants.       

By Kirsty F McGregor                         

Tired with life on the road, and determined to beat the manic midterm traffic, it seems that the ‘migrant caravan’ has diverted its course.

By ditching the highway in favour of space travel, the caravan proves that immigration policy is no grounds for panic.

As multiple sightings of an unidentified oblong mass were confirmed by several sources across the United States, concern grew as the object vanished from sight as quickly as it had emerged, leaving behind only speculation and uncertainty.

Overwhelmed by the media attention the caravan has received thus far, the decision was made by local investors to ‘gentrify on the fly,’ resulting in an in